Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

Woohoo! The work week is nearly done! Just a few short hours to go. What's on the docket for your weekend? What's on your mind? What's up?

Us? Oh, we've just been swimming along here, dunking waterproof Kindles in a disgusting hellstew of liquids, checking out Elon Musk's appearance on The Colbert Report, figuring out if the Amazon Fire Phone is a wildfire or a wet book of matches, and getting the inside scoop on how hellish it can be working as a phone rep for Comcast. Y'know, just the regular stuff. So what's goin' on?