Roll Call

Hello and good morning to you Whitenoisers, lollygaggers, alien abductors looking for an easy mark and wayward seekers looking for a sign. It's Thursday, and mercy but it's getting hot where I am again. I have to say the whole air conditioning thing - it is a blessing and a curse. When you walk outside into the pressure cooker with a lungful of crisp, cool air you forget how to breathe for a minute. It spoils us. But damned if I'll go without it. I am a naughty, ozone-wrecking monster when it comes to keeping cool, y'all.

What about you guys? Anything getting to you these days that just begs for sweet relief? Any happy little joys you take for granted but wouldn't let anyone pry from your hot little hands?

Come on in, flick open your fan and get your gab on. We got nothing but time around here anyways.