Roll Call

Hello again, Whitenoisers, supporters, troublemakers, wanderers, and folks who got lost on the way to You Won't Believe What This Crazy Hedgehog In A Clown Costume Did. It's Tuesday morning and we are, presumably, still alive. Please let us know if you are recently deceased, not that we will discriminate.

I'm tired. I don't know why - I'm sure I slept. Maybe I overslept. Maybe I slept funny. Maybe those weird dreams about hedgehogs in clown costumes doing crazy things kept me from processing more important data. Either way, I'm beat, but I suppose I'll wake up eventually. What's going on with y'all today?