Let's talk About Whatever You Want Right Now (Galaxy Weird Edition)

The bad news is that Summer is over. The good news? The first open thread of the new school year! As always, the Gizmodo staff will be hanging around this post for the rest of the day to help you wind down the last miserable hours until the weekend. What's on your mind kids?

The tech world kicked us in the face with so much news this week that there's too much to list right here. I'm just confused. What the hell is going on at Microsoft? What the hell is going on at Yahoo? What the hell is going on at Samsung? What the hell is going on at Sony? What the hell is going on at Apple?

And what's going on with you?