Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

Hey! Hey, you! Did you know that we're wrapping up a weeklong look at Utopias here at Giz? We've learned a lot about what happens when man attempts to make a little slice of heaven on earth: the results can be creepy, cult-y, and really, really (really!) funny.

I think my perfect little haven would include a lot of baked goods, craft supplies as far as the eye could see, jolly bicyclists, an Olympic-length outdoor swimming pool, and a keg of delicious beer that never runs out. You?

Let us know, or just vent about your real-life, non-Shangri-La below.