Roll Call

Gooood morning, Whitenoisers. It's technically Thursday, fundamentally Friday in this little corner of the world, and tomorrow lots of things will go crash bang. Hopefully not too many of those things will be unintentional.

So, rules. There are good reasons for having rules, mainly knuckleheads with no natural damned empathy; and there are bad reasons - mainly knuckleheads with no damned empathy and a lust for power. A lot of the time they just get in the way. I mean, who the everloving toothpaste really cares what fork you use, for instance? What kind of rules cheese you off, and how would you fix them?